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“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual…
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What We Drank Last Night: Cogito Ergo Sumbitch
Translation: I think, therefore I’m a Rotten Bastard Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great,…
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What We Drank Last Night: WILD CARD!
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken
Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per…
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What We Drank Last Night: Thanksgiving Tuneup Edition
Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night. In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the…
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What We Drank Last Night: Instant Booze Reviewz
Oh men. MEN! And women. WOMEN! And people who don’t fit those particular descriptors. PEOPLES! As you know, alcohol and other less universally-licit substances…