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Euro Wednesday with Mexican Liquor!
Good morning all. Normally I use this timeslot for writing about the random Snaxx from around the world but as we know I love…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter the 12th, Give or Take
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic…
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Hockey and Hooch Thursday night open thread
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed,…
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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – Burgeon Third Anniversary Invitational
This is a bit of a departure from your usual DFO Hate Week musings, as I wanted to bring you a brief interlude of…