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Balls Magazine Volume 12
As you may or may not know, the West Coast has been hit with a lot of rain this winter. Don’t get me wrong,…
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Balls Magazine Volume 11
Remember how I won my very first golf tournament and broke 100 on the same day? Well, I just finished my second tournament and…
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Balls Magazine Volume 10
As you may or may not know, the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area gamely braved a Blizzard of epic proportions. I got mine with…
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Balls Magazine Volume 9
Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought this would happen to me… As you may recall from Volume 8, I decided to go ahead and…
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Balls Magazine Volume 8
Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 7
As you may remember from Volume 6, I tried the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course and thoroughly enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I did…
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Balls Magazine Volume 6
As you may remember from Volume 5, I wanted to try the TopTracer setup at the Alhambra Golf Course. On a lazy Saturday, I…
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Balls Magazine Volume 5
It was supposed to rain all day but the atmospheric river must have run dry as it was nice and sunny around noon. Feeling…
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Balls Magazine Volume 4
On a whim, I decided to head to my local 9 Hole golf course to see if I could get on. It was a…
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Balls Magazine Volume 3
I was looking up tee times at one of my local courses for Thanksgiving Day when I found one for pretty cheap that included…