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Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?
Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but…
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Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!
Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live…
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Boots on the Ground: My Really Big Caucus Day
Hello all. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have heard, since my previous Boots on the Ground published piece, “I Just Don’t…
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Boots On The Ground: Friday Night Smackdown
Despite my recent absence from the site, life goes on. And one of the things that was on my agenda despite all the horribleness…
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Ravens vs. Titans: Go Eat Sh*t Universe
Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things. 1. I thought this game would be…
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Boots On The Ground – Tundra Hunting At Lambeau Field
(This has been ready for a while, but I saved it for a slow #content day, because why step on others’ good writing.) It’s…
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Boots On The Ground: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
(I realize this is terribly late, but I promised myself I would post this before I wrote about my recent trip.) As one of…
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Boots on the Ground! Hollywood Bowl for Vampire Weekend.
One of the ongoing features that we here at [DFO] will periodically share is our “Boots On The Ground” series. When one of our…
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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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Boots On The Ground – The Jeopardy! Edition
There’s this guy named James Holzhauer who has recently dominated one of the most beloved shows ever to appear on America’s airwaves. (To clarify,…