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A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour.…
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From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you’re an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week’s time.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Edge of History
No, I said the edge of history, goddammit! …Not quite. Fuck it, start again. So last week you may have mentioned I un-errored my…
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Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Yes, We Attend Concerts Too
Once again, a good evening. This is Wumbo Wednesday, and to answer everyone’s questions from last week, or I guess originally my question… well,…
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Dancing in the Lake Of Fire
I’m going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. “Open with” Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in…
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Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot
My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest…
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The Gods of Football
You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot…
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Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?
Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but…
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Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!
Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live…
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Boots on the Ground: My Really Big Caucus Day
Hello all. Sebastian Blax here. As many of you may have heard, since my previous Boots on the Ground published piece, “I Just Don’t…