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Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season
In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…
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DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls
Rikki Tikki Deadly came to us way back in November with an idea for a post revolving around our musical journeys. The concept was…
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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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Boots on the Ground: A Peek Inside Complete Pandemonium (Published by Hippo as Saturday Night Thread)
Gameday at the Fozz Compound As most of you may know, I have three sons. They are the centerpiece of my life. I love…
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Urban Meyer’s Adventures In London
LONDON. TUESDAY, 10:45 AM LOCAL TIME. AN ALARM SOUNDS, ITS KLAXON SCRAPING THE EARS OF ONE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS HEAD COACH. URBAN MEYER: Oh, man.…
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