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    Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season

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    In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…

  • DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls

    DOOR FLIES 30PEN: The Musical Evolution of Balls

    March 25, 2022

    Rikki Tikki Deadly came to us way back in November with an idea for a post revolving around our musical journeys. The concept was…

  • Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.

    Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.

    January 11, 2022

    banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…

  • Boots on the Ground: A Peek Inside Complete Pandemonium (Published by Hippo as Saturday Night Thread)

    Boots on the Ground: A Peek Inside Complete Pandemonium (Published by Hippo as Saturday Night Thread)

    December 11, 2021

    Gameday at the Fozz Compound As most of you may know, I have three sons. They are the centerpiece of my life. I love…

  • Urban Meyer’s Adventures In London

    Urban Meyer’s Adventures In London

    October 19, 2021

    LONDON. TUESDAY, 10:45 AM LOCAL TIME. AN ALARM SOUNDS, ITS KLAXON SCRAPING THE EARS OF ONE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS HEAD COACH. URBAN MEYER: Oh, man.…

  • There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

    There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

    November 25, 2020

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    October 31, 2020

    The morning of April 28th was cloudy and cold, with a dampness in the air that made it feel much colder than the 40…

  • Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

    Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

    October 31, 2020

    image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: “Dude! There you are!” [another man staggers…

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