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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!

Once again we’ve reached that long, dreary slog known as the NFL off-season. We’re looking at 6 months with no football of any note,…

This post was actually inspired by BFC’s Thursday Night Open Thread in which he professed his love for the maple bar. The plan is…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders. Inside the studio a…

Happy first Friday of the off season. This week’s libation comes courtesy of a friend of ours who were kind enough to host us…

Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…

Welcome back to the Beat! Last week we had minor controversies, but hold onto your butts for this week. We got some doozies, headlined…

[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…

Something nice and easy today, as I had a lovely Valentine’s Day having food poisoning. I called out from work at the college (already…

Given the feedback I received from you in Volume 7, I decided to go ahead and play 18 holes in order to establish a…

Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…