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Sexy Friday – 20221223
TGIF! So long worthless work week. May your personal LDB challenge be done and dusted for another year. In the meantime, it’s freezing cold just…
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Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh
INT. WALTER J. ZALEWSKI FUNERAL HOME – DAY. A large group of people mill about the largest room in the funeral home. As it…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Happy Festivus
Happy Festivus! I’ve got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it! That’s a lie. I have no problem…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Holiday Rush
It’s that pre-Christmas rush, or as musicians know it, time to play the same things we play every goddamn year. Okay, that’s a slight…
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Random Thoughts With BFC, Volume X
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Boris’ Week 15 DFS Breakdown
Hey all and welcome to the Week 15 GPP Breakdown. If you haven’t had a chance yet, check out my article about today’s Week…
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Your 2026 World Cup Immodest Proposal
In his 2022 World Cup Quarterfinal Open Thread, the esteemed Mr. King Hippo, Esq. came up with a pretty good idea for how to…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! My Friend Maxx
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raidders Family [sic] is filmed in front…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Ho Ho The Mistletoe
Happy Friday! Last week I promised some more seasonally relevant cocktails and I’ve bringing it today. This week I made a great gin cocktail…
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