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Horatio Does The Draft: 2017 Baltimore Ravens
As you may recall, I started doing mock drafts here in 2017. Or maybe you don’t recall: I didn’t, and had to look through…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stop The Presses!!
We’ve all been there. It’s a rainy, (or, this summer in Connecticut, stupidly hot and very dry), Saturday, there are no decent sports ball…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Oh WordPress, how I dislike you so with your deletion of posts. So instead of what I had written for tonight you get what…
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Hippoese / Soccer Glossary
As provided by Mr. Ayo, DFO’s own W.C. Minor. “Footy” = soccer “Matchday One” = First day of a full schedule of matches. Like…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Special guest Star DJ TAJ! Let’s make some scratch made Mexican Food Again! WOO!!
Welcome back people. As we near the completion of another season of Sunday Gravy I’ve started to notice that I’ve hit my annual “Finish…
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Sexy Friday – First Friday in August 2022
I’ve actually written this ahead of time, so I’m patting myself on the back for not screwing up like last time. Today, I want…
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Request Line: Self-Harm
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I’m Melting
Good morning and Happy Friday. I feel like the dog in the “This is fine” meme while the entire room is on fire. We’re…
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Your “Let’s Take a Few Baby Steps” Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Football Open Thread
It seems like forever since I did one of these. (I really should write more during the offseason but by the Super Bowl I…
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Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 5
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh)…
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