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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 4 (Operation P.R.O.M.)
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out. A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Back to Reality
Oh hey, welcome back. After a 3 week travel absence and one week of recovery, I’m back here posting again! The three weeks I…
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YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview
Hey. It’s a new season of hot National Football League action and that means…well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we’ve come to…
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Hulkamania Meets Miami: Your 2025 Miami Dolphins Preview, Brother!
Hello, all my Hulkamaniacs! The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, jack! Once those police body cams get released to Brooke, all…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)
Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there’s news! Like, football news!
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A Midautumn Night’s Preview: Washington Commanders
But, soft! what light through yonder season breaks? It is the Commanders, and Jayden is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…
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