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Sexy Friday, Mid to Late August 2021 edition
As I mentioned last week, I’m switching things around. HOWEVAH, before I do that, I need to catch up on the pics that you…
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Request Line: Weekend At Zuernie’s – Part 5 (Hooks)
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers have broken their own personal record for how long they have remained…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Tropical Thunder
Hello and happy Friday one and all. The tropics have been making their presence known in New England recently. On Thursday, the remnants of…
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Your Thursday Night Football Open Thread (and some bad news)
How does one follow up Maestro’s glorious post? One does not, one simply distracts, is how one goes about it. (well, maybe one does…
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Return of the Prodigal Son: Your 2021 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. CATHEDRAL OF THE HOLY CROSS, BOSTON.] [Cut to INT. The archbishop, Sean Patrick Cardinal O’MALLEY, stands at the pulpit, calmly delivering Sunday Mass…
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Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
Wazzzzzzup! Fellow DFOers, you know how pop culture is all about the 90s right now? Well, this Miami Dolphins team is starting to remind…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday…
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Well, Back Up the Hill We Go: Your New York Jets Preview
Hey, nice of us to pop back in the Greek underworld for a bit! Senor Weaselo and Hades are currently mid-bottle of wine (white,…
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Sexy Friday, Post-Olympics edition!
I’ve decided to switch up the format of Sexy Friday a little bit. Change is good. Go with me here. One reason is that…
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Request Line: Weekend At Zuernie’s – Part 4 (Wardrobe)
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are still – unbelievably – hard at work in their office. One…