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Welcome to [DFO] “Hate Week” – A Monday Primer & Initial Rant
(As a brief aside, a big shout-out to Low Commander for his annual & delightful help with the photoshops.) Hi everyone, I’m Beerguyrob. I’ve been…
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Global Snaxx Edition 6 – SexiMexi Edition! and Sunday morning futbol open thread.
Good day to you all, hope you are safe, healthy and doing alright. If you missed the first spins around the globe here are…
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Dick hasn’t been removed from posting
I looked at the news today. One columnist was telling me that bro-nazis were overrunning the country. Seemingly hiding in every shrub and hedge…
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Sexy Friday, Super Bowl Bye Week edition
There is only one game left. And it’s not this weekend. They named a Pro Bowl team but did not have a Pro Bowl…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Amoretto Sours?
Yes we’re still unpacking here. That means I still have not found my cocktail books. That is going to be the goal for this…
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BattleBots Beat: For Lack of a Good Joke
Yeah, I don’t have one. Writing a requiem movement does that… (it’s also part of why this is late because I was zapped.) Welcome…
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Wait, Robin Hood is the Bad Guy Now? A Thursday Open Thread
You know what I love about the post-January 20 news cycle? How comparatively banal it is. Yes, Smirkin’ Joe is signing executive orders left…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jeanne de Valois-Saint-Remy
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! You know who doesn’t get enough credit for scamming?…
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The Losers Investment Club: Specialty Retail
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. They are all smoking cigars. KATIE NOLAN: So…yeah. …
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The D of S, Vol II: Epilogue
Senor Weaselo stands at the edge of the Purgatory’s peak, the edge of the Earthly Paradise. Yes, Glasgow Fog in hand. His duty complete,…