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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXVI
The last two weeks have been… eventful. Understandably, most of the discussion has centered around the election and politics. However, that’s not my favourite…
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Your “Lower…Lower…Lower” Monday Night Football Open Thread
There’s a lot not to like about the tilt on offer tonight if you’re a fan of well-played football. There’s not likely any meaty…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again, Again” Saturday Evening Open Thread
It’s funny that Halloween was last Saturday, because one of my old story topics is making a return appearance to an NFL roster. That’s…
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Request Line: Celebration Rock
INT. DANK ROOM – DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits…
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Sexy Friday, post-election edition
I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the…
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Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye
/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out “Fuck!”.…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 11: The Exploding Corpse
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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Your “Eve Of The Apocalypse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well, there’s finally proof that COVID can cross over to the animal kingdom, as Broncos GM & noted equine hybrid John Elway…
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America: Love It or Change It
Is it stupid and jingoistic to play the national anthem before professional sporting events? Probably. Is the Star-Spangled Banner an agrammatical piece of doggerel?…