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Balls On… The Bond films of the 80s
Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, was a long time ago. I had…
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Your “Let’s Watch Some Ball!” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
The site’s been slower than Andy Reid reaching for a shot of cold-pressed kale juice but we’re making the best of it. Rest assured…
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Eat at Joe’s
He is the new guy in town. Slightly aged while handsome enough and funny, but defined, internally at least, by a few turns of…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror
INT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – VERY LATE NIGHT Everything in Delta House is very dark, and very still. A spectral figure silently ascends the…
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Sexy Friday, Halloween 2020! edition
I said that this week I would post girls in Halloween costumes, but then I got to thinking and realized: Football gear is kindova…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: What’s In Your Head, In Your Head?
Happy All Hallows Eve everyone! Keeping with the holiday weekend theme, and my desire to break out a drink I’ve been dying to try,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 127)
The scene: That maze of cliffs and winding pathways known as the Taboo Region. Near one of the cliffs stands a giant robot, some…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 10: Henry III’s Polar Bear
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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