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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to…
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And To Celebrate, We’re Having Ribs: Your 2020 Reigning, Defending, Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Last year I agreed to do the Chiefs preview, since apparently none of us here in the clubhouse root for the Chiefs, other than…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXVIII
Eventual Balls Thoughts is BACK, BABY! Well done to both Gumbygirl and Litre_cola (who correctly guessed without bothering to check to see if anyone…
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Sexy Friday, what day is it today? edition
It’s not often that special days like wedding anniversaries, first date anniversaries, and anniversaries of the first time you had anal sex with your…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 7) – Taking it Sleazy
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is stretched on his side on the floor, dozing. BLAKE BORTLES sits sprawled out on the couch,…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: They Maid Me Do It
Happy Friday once again. This marks the first full week back at work after taking half a month off to watch Baby Shark while…
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There’s Safety In Safeties: Your Seattle Team Preview For 2020
Cookiethulhu here! It seems as if Beastmode Ate My Baby was supposed to do this year’s preview of the Seattle football team, but he…
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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview
A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both…
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Your “Things May Turn Out Tolerable” Open Thread
Beerguyrob is off tonight. The last time I subbed, I wished for BGR to be rollicking in mirth. Rob ended up having a partially…
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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…