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Sexy Friday, end of August 2020 edition
This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies! Can you spot the hidden theme? It’s not just that these are…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 8) – Law and Order
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of a control board, awake by clearly dazed. DJ 3000 is in his customary…
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A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview
Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel.…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail Of the Week: Oh Jerez
One of my favorite things to do in the before times was sit at a bar. I don’t mean just go to a bar,…
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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Three)
The scene: The clear skies over the Pacific Ocean, where a vintage DC-3 twin engine airplane flies a scant 500 feet or so above…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 1: The Hartlepool Monkey Hangers
Welcome to The Maestro’s newest series! Over the next few months, we’re going to be following in the footsteps of famed Dutch sociologist G.J.…
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Your “Why Does My Brain Work Like This?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Stealing from Crimebeat!: Bengals CB Mackensie Alexander is having himself a rough few days: On Monday, his father went missing on a…
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Stand For The Anthem, Lie Down For The Ventilator: Your 2020 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I intended to praise Jerry Jones for his work in this year’s draft, albeit work that he undoubtedly had a lot of help with…
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Your Monday Evening NHL Second Round Preview & Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Earl Thomas & his winning personality punched his ticket out of Baltimore. It turns out that the Ravens valued a sixth-round pick…
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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to…