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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is back on our regular schedule! HOWEVAH, something annoying like the NFL season is upon us, so this will be the…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 9) – Until We Meet Again
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated on the floor. A square piece of fabric is spread out in front of him. …
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Grab Your Keys
Happy Friday once again. I’m back with yet another drink suggested to me by a friend. I’ve been sitting on this one for a…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 119)
The scene: The parking lot of that massive center of consumerism known as Iguana Mart. Beerguyrob has a megacart full of stuff and is…
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Never Mind, I’ll Do It Myself: Your 2020 Houston Texans Preview
There is a running gag at Door Flies Open that the Houston Texans are a fictional NFL team, so nondescript and devoid of character…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 2: George II and Dying On the John
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXIX
Eventual Balls Thoughts is on this week on Tuesday instead of Monday because of the AFL’s compressed schedule, We will return to the normal…
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Your “Analogies Are Garbage Polemics” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The dismantling of the Coughlin-era Jags continues apace as they waived running back Leonard Fournette. Because they couldn’t find any worthwhile trade…
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“The [DFO] Motto, and Other Sayings” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I don’t know about you, but it’s been a bad week professionally. My shoulder is still killing me, I’m expected to return to work…
