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Eventual Balls Thoughts XXXI

Eventual Balls Thoughts is now on Tuesdays after the AFL Beat until the AFL Grand Final when it will move to 7 AM unless…

I want to share with you two of the best stories I read this week, both of which appeal to my vile nature. The…

The scene, a brightly lit room, the kind you might find at a medical facility, or that nice place your unreliable cousin got sent…

I need Lamar to prove himself. Yes, I’m that fan. Yes I love him. Yes I was overjoyed at last season. Then the motherfucking…

So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further. Instead, we are going to…

The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. He is built like a tank and is left handed. For a…

Happy Friday! I trust we’re all not cripplingly hungover from the return of football last night? Good. Admittedly, I got a late start on…

The scene: The second floor of Doktor Zymm’s RV, where Brocky is currently waking up. He’s slid out of his bed and onto the…

Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…

Have you ever wanted to own a gently-used Fleshlight? Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to have a gently-used Fleshlight displayed…