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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of Jenkins’ Ear
Hey Johnny. Hey Jimbo. You look different this week. You like it? New haircut. Wanted to get it a tiny bit shorter, so that…
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Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Mike, Mike, Mike…. Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we’re halfway there this week. Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 1)
INT. TV STUDIO – NIGHT ANNOUNCER: From North Carolina to Texas, from the brisket to the rump, from a rub drier than the Sahara to…
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Hatingly hating the hater hater’s hate: A Tuesday Open thread
Apologies for the lateness of this thread, some idiot decided to drive into some other people’s cars on the highway. While they did generate…
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Tuesday De-Motivational – Hate Can Be Healthy
As everyone knows, it’s DFO Hate Week this week. And while I’m sure many of you will disagree, I think you’ll at least get…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Nothing like a good dose of corporate sleaze to remind us all what’s important in this life. After some basketball star (et al) dies,…
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Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The As Yet To Be Named Cocktail
Hello, and happy Friday once again. For this week’s drink, I felt like trying my hand at something new. With some success already with…