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Your “And Then Depression Set In” Post Fitbawl Wednesday Daytime Open Thread
As much as we like to make fun of “The League”, having no Fitbawl to look forward to IS an adjustment. But there is…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
The season of NFL football is in the books. The games were good, the better teams won. The cheaters were not rewarded this time.…
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Your “Bored Already?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Welp, that’s it I guess. No moar fitbawl for about six months. How will we ever survive? Hopefully Andy Reid hasn’t yet eaten the…
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DFO Hate Week Halftime Hate! The Superb Owl Halftime Show
Or as it’s better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show. No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn’t…
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Your ‘Horatio Just Woke Up And There’s No Post For Super Sunday And By God This Will Not Stand’ Open Thread
Scene: The DFO Clubhouse Time: 9:43 am. Horatio gets out of his car, a red Corvette if past stories are to be believed, (they…
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Growing Old and Why it Sucks
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. I was supposed to be a fucking author with a few decent books under my belt. And…
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Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread
Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Smoke If You’ve Got ’em
Happy Hate Week Friday everyone. Before I get into this week’s cocktail, I felt compelled to add a little alcohol related hate going into…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 3)
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY ANDY REID lies unconscious in a hospital bed. He is surrounded by friends and family, including his wife TAMMY…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 2)
INT. THE MAX DINER – DAY ANDY REID is in the midst of calling a time out. ANDY REID pauses, confused. He looks around…
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