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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
“Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today’s winners are tomorrow’s blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.” – Hunter Thompson Titans…
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Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Author’s Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a…
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Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn’t disappointed with…
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Saturday before Football futbol
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500’s are playing. Pretty excited to…
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Your “The Playoffs Are Near” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yup. Wildcard Weekend is upon us. Easy there. I know it’s exciting, but be careful. Don’t hurt yourself or you’ll end up in the…
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The Losers Investment Club: Resolutions
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. All of them appear to be in the…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Not So Dry January
Happy 2020 drinkers! I’m sure the majority of you are holding onto the last vestiges of your holiday breaks from various jobs. Let’s easy…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Here we are at the precipice of another “new year”. As far as the calendar goes, at least. There’s nothing new about it. Just…
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Your “Let’s Put a Nice Bow on the Season, Shall We?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread
God, I hate the city. There’s too much rushing around and for no good reason that I can see. Folks being busy for the…
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Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread
Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”. 2020. Get it? OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!…