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Request Line: Welcome!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The camera focuses on the console of a large piece of electronic equipment, all of its lights unlit. A…
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
“If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!” “It’s all your fault, dickhead!” “You cock…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Popping Champagne
Hello to the new Deadspin refugees! To everyone else, welcome back to Cocktail of the Week! Now back in its usual slot after a…
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A Bottle of Luck
INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 – NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender…
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Tales from the Kicked
Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks…
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Bad Times At Dave’s
It was a Wednesday. Or maybe a Thursday. When you reach my age they all pretty much run together until the weekend, and then…
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Welcome Deadspin Refugees!
Greetings! Much like finding your way to the mythical Ultima in the Choose Your Own Adventure book “Inside UFO 54-40”, you don’t necessarily remember how…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 3
The title of this episode was “Guilt Ridden” but it really should have been “White Ashley’s Ass Comes Out”. There will be a screenshot…
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Wednesday Motivational – No Comparison
“The Grass is Always Greener” You’ve all heard that saying I’m sure. But it’s not true. You see others and their seemingly great lives…
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Your Tuesday Evening Trade Deadline Open Thread
Well, let’s see what transpired today: Trent Williams’ rights weren’t traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL…