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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
I don’t know about this past week’s slate of games. I thought it was just a big ol’ heap of trash. Maybe it was…
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Your 2019 Bengals Bye Week Update or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loss”
Well. What can I say? What can anyone say? This is one of the worst seasons in the history of the Cincinnati Bengals. The…
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Your “Stupid Poindexters” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I can’t remember where I read it yesterday, and I’m too lazy to look for it, but it seems to have held true through…
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Your “A Good Kick In The Pants” Friday Evening Open Thread
Here at [DFO] we like to pride ourselves on our “No Pants Rule”. We exercise it whenever we can. While it is a running…
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The Losers’ Investment Club: Automotive
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. ANDY REID is quietly eating a large bowl…
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Ravens Bye Week
So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are…I’m not too sure of what we are. Lamar Jackson’s…
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The Return of Temptation Island Talk: Episode 2
Oh, my goodness! Remember how excited I was last time about the Return of Temptation Island Talk? Well, this season is turning out to…
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Wednesday Motivational – What If You Could?
Don’t ever let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. They don’t know you as well as you know you. If you believe…
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Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday
Early last eve I returned home to watch a game, fresh from wading through a sea of bustling arm wattles and middle- to senior-aged…
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