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  • A Sneak Preview of Next Week’s Recap to the Big Event on Sunday

    A Sneak Preview of Next Week’s Recap to the Big Event on Sunday

    February 1, 2019

    so what I’m saying about the Welsh is that- Oh hi. You’ve caught me brainstorming with the other writers at Door Flies Open Dot…

  • Tales From The Meteor! – Infinity Reign

    Tales From The Meteor! – Infinity Reign

    January 31, 2019

    It is a dark day for the game. A field of tar is left littered with red merchandise covered in a layer of white…

  • Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 2)

    Tales from the Meteor: The Last Journeyman (Part 2)

    January 31, 2019

    Wednesday, January 30 Right ascension 16 49 55.2 Declination -74 14 23 Elongation 71.2 Delta 0.25 AU   Doug Martin is very, very surprised…

  • Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon

    Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon

    January 31, 2019

    You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else…

  • Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Horus HOOTennany

    Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – Horus HOOTennany

    January 30, 2019

    It has been about 6 months since the last time I attended a Beer Festival of some kind. That’s probably a good thing, since…

  • [DFO] Hate Week Presents: The New England Patriots – An Open Thread (Of Hate)

    [DFO] Hate Week Presents: The New England Patriots – An Open Thread (Of Hate)

    January 29, 2019

    Welcome to the second day of the Third Annual DFO Hate Week™, brought to you by the Quincy Market, the USS Constitution, and Boston…

  • Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2

    Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2

    January 29, 2019

    Welcome back! I’m renaming these recurring posts Temptation Island Talk because I’m mentally 12 years old and it’s me talking about each week’s episode,…

  • Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren

    Celebrity Super Bowl Picks: Tomi Lahren

    January 28, 2019

    Many news organizations and pop culture websites report Super Bowl picks from today’s hottest celebrities. Here at DoorFliesOpen, we decided to request picks from…

  • Infinite Nets Week 15: A New York Centric Week

    Infinite Nets Week 15: A New York Centric Week

    January 28, 2019

    Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, everybody.  Wait, is that right? Can you have a Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day, or is that…

  • Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

    Gazing Into Balls’ Crystal Balls – Superb Owl Prédiction

    January 28, 2019

    This is my last prediction post for the season discussing who will make the playoffs,  who won’t,  who will win,  and who won’t. As promised, …

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