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Your “Opening Night Beer Night!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL notes: In a statement that strains both human credibility and the “bullshit” test, Roger Goodell says “my friendship with Robert [Kraft] was never strained.”…
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SCOTUS Slants in Favor of The [REDACTEDS], You Don’t Have To
Yesterday, the Supreme Court of the U.S. decided Matal v. Tam. Simon Tam, lead singer of “The Slants”, applied for trademark protection of the…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #4 – “The Friendly Skies”
Tonight’s Episode: “The Friendly Skies” The hotel room was a mess. The sheets were on the floor, there were high heels and underwear everywhere,…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 13
We are at the halfway point, the dreaded byes are over, and we can finally make some definitive statements about this year’s competition and…
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Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For…
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Baking with Litre I
Hi there commentists, there was some discussion for an article on how I cook my edibles so to start your Saturday morning here is…
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TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 83)
The scene: The Island of Professor Po! Oops, I mean… The Island of Doktor Zymm! Moosemas Gorilla is chilling down on the beach. He’s…
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Your “Out For Summer, Out ’til Fall, I Might Not Come Back At All” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: How was Jeremy Maclin cut from the Chiefs? By voicemail. To be fair to Andy Reid, he might’ve thought he’d called a…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: IX – SO, WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
You’re goddamn right it’s beef; and by beef, I mean the way true ‘muricans eat it. Big, thick slabs grilled to perfection. By perfection…