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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: XI – TAIN’T THE SEASON
What is it about me and taints? I blame Balls and his post concerning analingus (according to Word’s spell-check, I’m misspelling inguinal). I suppose…
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Inside the Bear Den
SCENE: Two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as the walk the rough and tumble streets of Lake Forest, Illinois. They appear prepared for…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #5 – “In Heat”
Tonight’s Episode: “In Heat “ He exited the stadium along with a crowd of others. It was a quiet and somber mass of humanity…
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Your “One Month Until Camps Open” Monday Evening Open Thread
Most training camps open between July 25-27. As such, it’s nothing but “here’s how we’re gonna do this year” quotes coming out of most…
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Your Lazy Saturday Fuck It’s Hot Outside Open Thread
Is this an excuse to post the above header image? Yes. Yes it is. As I write this, the last two matches of the…
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TGISF… aka Your “Vicious Cycle” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Ahhhh, the first weekend of Summer. Long days. Plenty of time for summer activities. So I’ve decided that peppered in here and there, among…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 84)
The scene: Beach Party on the Island of Doktor Zymm! The little DFO stoner session has turned into a full luau, with various ninjas…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: X – SPANISH-ISH CHICKEN
No, I haven’t gotten an early start and begun slurring my words, at least not yet. Give me time… Most of the stuff I…
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The Balls Regimen – The DFO guide to good health
So, some of the comments on the Open Threads have gotten me to thinking about the health of our DFO family. I’ve spent a…