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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 86)
The scene: The Godverse. It is the dimension where ancient gods and elemental forces, from those revered in myth and song to the many…
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An Afternoon Quickie…Tales From the Front with Shogun.
Some have asked, so here we go. There was a woman who had 15 kids. Pregnant for over 12 years before 45. She never…
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25 Questions About…
This Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch: Now, I’ve…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”
Tonight’s Episode: “God. Bless. America.” It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017. It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely…
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Your Canada 150th B-day Celebratioun Open Thread
By now, you guys should now that I LOVE me some Canadia. I love Vancouver and, even though I made fun of my boss…
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4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to…
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Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend. Those of us in the States are, if we’re lucky, in the middle of…
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TGISF…aka Your “Happy Birthday ‘Murrica” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 85)
The scene: The Pacific Ocean, where BFC and Jerry are clinging to a floating bale of weed and paddling towards a distant island. Jerry:…
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Your “You Don’t Have Beerguy To Kick Around For A While” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Zach Orr is coming out of retirement, after being told by doctors that his congenital spinal condition is not as bad as…