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Your “Dodging Cars & New Scars” Canadian Holiday Monday Evening Open Thread
As I said last year aboot this time: Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Round 9
We are BACK! And now that our fun quest/saga has concluded nicely with the Goddess in my lovely arms, it is time for me…
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TGISF…aka “The Goddess Personified” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sooooooooooooooo….. ISoG came to a rather inauspicious end this week. And yet you still have to hear about it, apparently. Yes, I’m a dick.…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: VI – CLASSIC AMERCAN VIA THE MONGOL HORDES
We all know the saying: As American as apple pie (Sweden), hot dogs (Germany, of course) and hamburgers (Mongolia?). That’s right. According to legend…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 80)
The scene: The Last Resort resort in Cancun, where a bunch of DFOers are enjoying the sun, the pool and the alcohol. Yeah Right…
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25 Questions About….
Pooping in the middle of the night. As I write this, it is 2:45 AM and I’m sitting on the throne. I specifically woke…
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Your “A Year’s Salary to Stay Under 250? Sign Me Up!” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required…
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In Search of a Goddess – The Finale
[Dusk, Joshua Tree National Park] balls leans in to look at the dashboard of the new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – 2017 Rounds 7 and 8
So, a lot of things have happened since I last saw you. tWBS rolled into town and raised some hell. I replaced my car.…
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Your “How Long Must We Sing This Song?” Sunday Evening Open Thread
I went to the opening show of U2’s tour the other night. I sat way, WAY up top. It was a good, but…