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TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned. This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on…
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Request Line: The Genuine Article
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …and by then…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 79)
The scene: That wasteland known as the Forbidden Zone, where Top Detective and Hard-boiled Detective have arrived at the scene of the carnage from…
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Your “All This Talk About Black Balls Is Going To Summon Either Nat Turner or Buddy Cole” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Josh Gordon has been denied in an attempt to be reinstated. No reason has been given. Gordon last played for the Browns in 2014.…
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25 Questions About…..
shaving your genitals. Let me back up for a second. On last week’s AFL Beat, I may or may not have mentioned that I…
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Your “Seventh Heaven – Game Seven!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
But not in the bad-touchy Dad-from-7th-Heaven kind of way. NFL News: The NFL has named Alberto Riveron the new Head of Officiating. Technically the senior…
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MIDWEEK RATIONS EP: V – WILBUR’S GONNA DIE!
Some pig. As you’ve likely discovered, I’d make a lousy vegetarian. I wouldn’t do well in the Persian Gulf religion department either as I…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 12
We rejoin our three (3? Yeah, 3!) heroes as tWBS and balls are pitching their tents (phrasing) at a campsite in Joshua Tree National…
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Your “Death From Above; Baltimore Monday” Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ESPN had someone follow future broadcaster Tony Romo around a golf course during his US Open qualifier. I don’t think they cut…
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Sunday Gravy with Balls: Cooking with Alcohol
As Mr. Yeah Right noted last week, today you get a guest for your Sunday Gravy. And it’s ME! Being an incredibly eligible bachelor…