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CFL Beat: Week 10
After a tough start to the season, my matchup-picking abilities seem to be stabilizing, at long last – one more week of 3-1 and…
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Your “Thanks For Asking” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL pre-Week 3 preseason games notes: on the heels of his practice fight with the Bears last week comes news the Patriots are cutting…
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Your 2016 New York Jets Preview
Let’s just get this out of the way now: Hello DFO and Welcome to your 2016 New York Jets Team Preview! (this concludes the…
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ALL HAIL BLEERGH: Your 2016 New England Patriots Preview
[INT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [A full moon shines over the night sky at Gillette Stadium, as an eerie quiet settles over…
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Dallas Cowboys 2016: A Season Of Redemption & Donuts & Suspensions Oh My!
You may remember that last year’s initial preview was full of hope and optimism that this might be the year that Tony Romo’s Dallas…
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Your “Let’s Postpone This a Few Hours and Give Rob the Night Off” Open Thread
So there I was, all amped up and ready. Ready for something I never thought I would do in a million years. Ready to…
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A Stupid, Pointless Game Played by Top Shelf Douchebags
The last time my father hit me was on a golf course. I was 30 and he was 64. I was on a golf…
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DFO Radio: Colorin’ Time with Eli
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I AM IN SO MUCH TROUBLE! So everyone did a really good job of requesting songs about color, but…
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LeVeon Bell Suspended For First Three Games Of 2016
“Le’Veon Bell of the Pittsburgh Steelers has been suspended without pay for the first three games of the 2016 regular season for violating the…
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