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Your “Is That All?” Wednesday Open Thread
NFL tidbits: Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have…
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Your “Borrowed From Betty Ford” Tuesday Open Thread
NFL Notes: humourous in a “you dumb fuckers” kind of way, nfl.com has a long-winded story about why both sides are comfortable watching Kirk…
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Your “What? This Clown?!” Monday Open Thread
Evenin’, y’all. Mom’s on her plane, so it’s back atcha with the north-of-the-border open thread topics. NFL News: Arian Foster landed in Miami. It’s…
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America: Home of the Freaks, Land of the Braindead
“This is no time for ‘my country, right or wrong’ remember what that brought.” Lou Reed wrote that lyric, and I couldn’t agree…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 17
How do you define perfection? You may want to ask Dok Zymm as she picked EVERY single game correctly this week in our Footy…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 39)
The scene: Inside Professor Po’s secret base, where the DFOers are scrambling madly down the hallway as the entire facility rumbles ominously. Doktor Zymm:…
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Your “Keep Yourself Alive” Open Thread
Today is July 13, which prompted this internal dialogue: LOGIC: The Hall of Fame Game is in 25 days. COMMON SENSE: We’re almost there.…
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Our Long National Nightmare Will Apparently Never End
Tom Brady loses again, will appeal.“While today’s ruling is an affirmation of the legally binding powers given to Goodell in the CBA, Berman’s September…
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CFL Beat: Week 4
Thank you, scheduling dicks of the CFL, for spreading out games over four days this week instead of giving me the doubleheaders I so…
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I am NOT Amused
Here’s a great way to spend a weekend: sit through five lacrosse games and wonder why your team went 4-1 and wasn’t in the…