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Euro Preview: “If It’s Scottish Football – Sadly, It’s Crap!”, by John Angus MacBurns
(*deep breath) LET’S JUSS GET THIS OUTTA TH’ WAY NOW, Y’ IGNORANT BASTARDS: WE DUNN’A ALL TALK LIKE THAT! YOO BLEEDIN’ YANKS ALL THINK…
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Your “Home-Cooked Factory of Sadness Sadness” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty full (Darnell) docket of NFL minutiae today: nfl.com: NFL investigators are looking into whether Aqib Talib shot himself. I expect the crack…
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Your “Finally, It’s Over…OH GOD, NOW THE ACTUAL CAMPAIGN!” Tuesday Open Thread
Brief NFL briefs: Someone hacked the NFL’s twitter account, and posted the news Patriots fans were waiting for. Bitterness remained after the truth came…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 11
Once again, apologies for posting the AFL Beat later than usual. I really need to get a spare key made for the DFO Clubhouse……
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Your “Seriously? No One Is Showing ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” Monday Open Thread
I’ll take “The Longest Day” or “Band of Brothers”. I realize not every date can be memorialized, but I guess more of WWII is…
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DFO Bible Stories: The Prodigal Son
1There was a man who had two sons. 2And the younger of the sons said, “ARRRRRROOOOOOO, I WANT MY INHERITANCE NOW.” 3So the younger…
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Your “Everybody Took off and left tWBS with the keys to the liquor cabinet” Open Thread
OK, so what do we got going tonight? Most stuff has already started because I drank all your liquor, and passed out. Then a…
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Copa América Centenario – Group B: Uruguay (tl;dr A Toast For Great Teachers Everywhere)
Luis Suárez was banished from the 2014 World Cup and the President of Uruguay, Pepe Mujica, called FIFA “a bunch of old sons of…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Your “Random Roundup” Friday Open Thread
Look, there’s no sports that matter tonight, except for the start of the Copa America. (Sorry #BFIB) Hockey resumes on Saturday in San Jose –…