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Your Friday The 13th Open Thread
Today I bring you an open thread from the future, where it is already Friday the 13th in DFO’s Adelaide bureau, but only the…
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This Week In Violence! Presents The Eton Wall Game
My father went to private school. I did not. It’s a completely foreign environment to me, particularly now as a public school teacher. One…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 30)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Ballsofsteelandfury is there with Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, who is now wearing…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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The Unbearable Lightness of Peyton’s Speech
So, I mentioned to some of you a couple months ago that I was going to a technology vendor conference in Las Vegas, at…
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An “Oh God – The Dog Won’t Stop Barfing!” Belated Friday Open thread
Sorry; been at the vets for 2 hours because the angel pictured above has kennel cough. THERE’S PHLEGM EVERYWHERE!!1!!1 NHL: Lightning @ Islanders – on…
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This Week In Violence! Presents Water Jousting
Game of Thrones has been back for two weeks. I’ve been stoked as hell about it. Obviously the fantasy elements – the dragons, White…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of…
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Your “Cinco de Drinko” Thirsty Thursday Open Thread
Another light day in the NFL. How long until OTAs and the inevitable Jags draftee injury? Ole Miss is shocked…SHOCKED that people are taking…
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Your “Throwing In The Towel” Wednesday Open Thread
(FYI: his name was Max; he was a rescued dog; he died of cancer at 8; he was the bestest.) The Browns paraded their…
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