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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 5
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER: ….OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SNYDER bolts upright in bed. He is in his Georgetown apartment. The storm has ended and Washington…
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Under The Moosemas Tree (A HRTN Holiday Special, Part 4)
Narrator: Welcome back to the Under the Moosemas Tree Holiday Special, filmed before a live audience. The scene: The DFO clubhouse. A shimmering glow…
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Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff… We’ve got two JV bowl games today. For starters,…
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DFO, money comes in
So much for not going on tilt. I swear to you that my initial reaction was to throw it all behind Green Bay to…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 4
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY DAN SNYDER, still dressed in bedclothes, is sitting in front of a computer monitor in his home office. Three…
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Week 16, NFL Broadcast Maps
Just two more weeks left in the regular season. Here are the maps for this Sunday: Week 16, Broadcast Maps Primetime games are as…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 3
INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER lays in bed watching a massive television on the far wall, looking relaxed. We see the credits of…
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A Churlish Dickhead’s Christmas Carol: Part 2
INT. BEDROOM – DAY It is early morning, and DAN SNYDER is sleeping peacefully in a king size bed. The room is lavishly appointed,…
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NFL Week 16 Listening Guide
Overall, Week 15 provided decent action, but the announcing was terrible–at least judging from Sunday’s open threads and the brief time I spent turning…
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