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Have Your Say: Results From Our Inaugural Commentist Survey!
After almost two weeks, we’ve got enough input in from all you all in our first Commentist Survey! Below are some super-magical interactive charts…
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VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel’s red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE…
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Go Fuck Yourself, Nelly Furtado!
A quick, partially on-topic aside before I start: if you can, catch the two anthem performances from the NBA All Star game in Toronto…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Offseason Report #2
As I mentioned previously, it’s been quite an off-season. Similarly to the NFL, the first major event after the last game was the start…
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Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey
Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it’s a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there’s reason yet…
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The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!
Narrator: George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in…
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The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.
**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more…
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The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third
Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia. For more than 200 years people of all…
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Commentist Beer Barrel: A Thirst Artist
When I run out of a beer, unless that beer is Sierra Nevada Celebration, and unless Sierra Nevada Celebration is still being sold somewhere,…
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H.P. Lovecraft on the Tedium of Relocation
(Because the relocation saga is equal parts misery & pain, plus the fact that Dean Spanos looks like Father Dagon, it seems only natural…