Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:
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The D of S, Prologue
Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit out of your favourite side's 4th and 5th stringers. Because to not have sportsball on the teevee box? Fundamentally un-American. Even more so than having a fascist
“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.
Cabin Fever – Canadian edition
HOST: Welcome everyone, to an other edition of “Quarantining Today.” I’m your host, [name redacted], and we’re checking in with some of our favoUrite DFO contributors to see how they’re coping with the societal changes that the novel coronavirus pandemic has brought into their lives. With me today are BC Dick,
Crisis Response
The M -- Henderson -- 8:44 PM Seated in a private dining room, higher and more exclusive than any of the host resort's 390 rooms, the heads of America's most influential entertainment corporations finish a meal as rich -- and still unfulfilling -- as their cloud-obstructed north-looking view of The Strip.
A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a
Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1
Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe same below. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Suzy, Rev. Mayhem presiding] Of course, in this Bananacakes of All Years,