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Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 6

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INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM FOOOOOOKKKINNN CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!!! Balls (in the backseat, crossing myself): ¡¡Jesús, María, José!! tWBS (riding shotgun because he called it a half a second before

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 5

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EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM Balls: Alright, boys! We're here! Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up! tWBS: Aren't you happy that we flew WOW airlines now? Balls: You know, I have to give it up to you. It certainly makes getting around a lot easier. tWBS: So, how are we

TB12Tots: Your Guide to Safely Endangering Children

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Hi, I'm Tom Brady. You may remember me from giving your asshole acquaintances from Boston an undeserved sense of accomplishment for the last 18 years. People ask me, "How could you, a man generally considered bright enough to tie his own shoelaces without drooling on himself overmuch, decide that it was

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 4

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EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, THE NEXT MORNING Balls: Are you sure it's a wise move to go back to the pub? What if Mary is there? tWBS: Oh, there's no chance of that. There was... an accident. Balls: What?!? Again? tWBS: It wasn't my fault! Balls:

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 3

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INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG, Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!! Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!! They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar. Drunk King

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 2

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INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW810, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC (AGAIN) tWBS (sitting comfortably in a window seat, eating a delicious meal): Why are you so grouchy? Balls (seriously uncomfortable in the middle seat with no food): I. DID. NOT. SLEEP. WELL. LAST. NIGHT. tWBS: That’s a shame. I slept like

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Chapter 1

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INTERIOR, FLIGHT WW174, WOW AIRLINES, SOMEWHERE OVER THE ATLANTIC Balls (sitting in cramped middle seat): I’m gonna kill you. tWBS (sitting in comfy seat on the window): What? Just because you couldn’t charm yourself to an upgrade! Balls: I still don’t understand how you did that. tWBS: It’s my

Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue

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Previously, on Goddess... Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the sound of six gunshots rings out from a short distance away. Spur: Awwwww, fuck. Officer #1: Do you know something about that, Sir? Spur: Gimme just a sec to call my

Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog

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Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release. Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming

Pre-NFL Draft DFO Draft – For Ole Times’ Sake

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One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path. Heck, even former KSKers are copying