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So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread

So…not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now. Almost as many fixtures being 86’d this week as are being played. …

Thanks heartily to Wakey for his bad-ass Lesser Footy preview! Texas A&M (+5.5) at Auburn (Noon, ESPN) For some dumb fucking reason (likely waiting…

Hello everyone! It’s Lesser Footy Saturday and there are some good matches on today. But before we get to that, here to make an…

Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…

Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the…

Good morning, fellow degenerates. Or should I say “bad morning” – given they’s no Lesser Footy to be had. Good thing Hippo still has…

Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…

Welcome to Week 8. Perhaps not the most banner of weeks, but it’s nice that we’ve made it this far (knocks on wood) with…

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: “Dude! There you are!” [another man staggers…

This week… We have our 2020 Premiers! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! As I said when I woke up on Saturday morning…