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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)

/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…

Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels? Boy howdy, has…

And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…

This week… We are in the middle of a shitload of games in a row: and IT’S SEXY AFL FRIDAY!! …

Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…

This week… We have just started a shitload of games in a row: We had quite a few blowouts: and IT’S SEXY…

Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…

This week… We have a shitload of games in a row: We have more upsets: and a soccer game broke out: …