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Your December 5th, 2020 Lesser Footy Open Thread

Hello everyone! It’s Lesser Footy Saturday and there are some good matches on today. But before we get to that, here to make an…

Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…

Picture it. Seventy fifth minute, your star midfielder pulls up lame due to a hamstring. The surly manager looks down the bench, eyes the…

Good morning, fellow degenerates. Or should I say “bad morning” – given they’s no Lesser Footy to be had. Good thing Hippo still has…

Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…

Welcome to Week 8. Perhaps not the most banner of weeks, but it’s nice that we’ve made it this far (knocks on wood) with…

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: “Dude! There you are!” [another man staggers…

This week… We have our 2020 Premiers! Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! As I said when I woke up on Saturday morning…

Holy cats, did my squadrons all get smoked this weekend. NC State, pounded like a veal by U*NC (as expected, but still). Everton, 2-nil…

Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …