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Los Fanáticos Argentinos Reaccionan Razonablemente
Balls Note: As a result of a special request from King Hippo, I’m doing this post entirely in Spanish. Take it as an opportunity…
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Even MOAR Multi-Cultural Awareness – Behold teh Afrikan Euros!
That’s right, fellow white devils (and jiminy Christmas, where is Big Black Richard??) – BeIn is doing Norteamericanos a big favour and…
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Whatchamacallit: A mid-Gold Cup guide to Central American nicknames
As I advised to several of you over the weekend, it’s sometimes a lot better to watch the fútbol on the Spanish channels as…
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Guay Referendum: 2019 Copa América Day 3
Today is the debut of Paraguay and Uruguay in the Copa América. Fish out of sand Qatar takes on Paraguay and the better Guay…
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Your “So Ya Wanna Watch Some Footsy, Eh?” Saturday Morning Open Thread
It wasn’t supposed to be this way. There are far more knowledgeable soccer doofuses that should be doing this but I volunteered and y’all…
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TWIFY: Qatar. Today’s Copa América team Preview
Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on…
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Bite Me: Uruguay 2019 Copa América Preview
Lips near each other, no teeth showing: perfect form for a kiss. That was in 2011, the last time Uruguay won the Copa América.…
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¡Vamos peruanos! – Peru team preview.
Hola morning people! Let’s start off here, I know nothing of Peruvian football or footballers. What do I know about Peru? They make Pisco…
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Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties…
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Your So Happy It’s Thursday Evening Open Thread
Yes, I went with the English spelling tonight. As far as sports, the only thing I can see that is on tonight is Game…
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