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The Bastard Review

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The two-hour pilot to Kurt Sutter's new FX series The Bastard Executioner is, among other things, a prime example of the difficulty inherent in making a good pilot. All pilots tempt their writers toward exposition, and the bigger the story the writer wants to tell, the greater the temptation. Few can resist,

Andy Reid Arrives Late to Practice

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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[Kansas City Chiefs Locker Room] Jeremy Maclin: Hey Coach Culley, thanks for feeding us this morning. These catering companies here in KC really know how to put together a great spread. Sure is a lot better than those smoothies we were getting everyday back in Philly. David Culley: My pleasure. I wanted

BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE

Old School Zero -
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(Pictured above: a child's conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note--for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them after about 10 - 20 seconds; this will provide the full experience of having songs emanate from various foam parts of Boltman's costume] FINALLY, BOLTMAN can see the END

Rogermandias

Horatio Cornblower -
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I met a traveller from a land of over-priced antiques, possibly Cotuit Who said: "Two vast and trunkless arms of stone developed by years of one-armed push-ups Lie in the asphaltt . . . Near them, on the median, Half covered with graffiti, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold

An Earnest Conversation

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INTERIOR:  Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS!  WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE!  THE BEN GONE HAVE A CHOCOTACO TO CELEBRATE! /Mike Tomlin walks over to Ben MT:  Ben,  I think you've met him before, but I want to take you over here to formally introduce you