Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: John Law

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Well, friends, we've seen just about everything in our time together... cryptocurrency, pickpockets, card sharks, art thieves, midgets, quacks, forgers, escape artists, and more. But I had to leave this one for just now. The timing

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Trofim Lysenko

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Big news out of the Supreme Court late last week... looks like college sports are gonna be in for a time trying to avoid paying athletes. It was inevitable, really. Some schools were just better than

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jerry and Marge Selbee

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I've been reading a lot about these vaccine lotteries lately. Seems like a cool way of getting reluctant folks to do something for the common good... but it does make one wonder whether or not people

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jerome Jacobson

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! School is almost out, summer is almost here... for some people, the warm weather means focusing on your beach bod, and for others, it means the siren song of delicious treats. I'll be the first to

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Anthony Gignac

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We gotta talk about gaudy wealth, man. I get it - the bling, the cars, the clothes... you wanna look flashy. It feels good. But as an expert on scamming, you're not paying me to tell

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Hargobind Tahilramani

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We're into June! Football gets ever closer with every passing day. I can almost taste it. It's the time to start crunching film to prepare for training camps. It's also the time for our planet's best

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Wade L. Quattlebaum

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As you've seen in previous sneak previews, I've long been an advocate that the big lie is one of the most tried-and-true methods of pulling off an ideal scam. Take a look at my QB depth

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Ali Dia

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As we move ever closer to summer - and, most importantly, to the return of football training camps - I find myself once again thinking about an age-old question: Is hard work more important to success

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Bertha Heyman

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! I think we're due for another running back revitalization. I know that football people seem to have this conversation every 3 or 4 years, but after seeing the lack of high picks used on running backs,

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Charles Dawson

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! The weather's turning nicer - and more and more people are going outside. Spring really is a lovely time of year - people love to get outdoors and be active! I can't wait to be back

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Gilbert Chikli

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! With today being the NFL Draft, it's fair to say that football is gonna be back sooner than we realize. Just think - in less than three months from now, training camps will be opening, and