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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 11
Once again, apologies for posting the AFL Beat later than usual. I really need to get a spare key made for the DFO Clubhouse……
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Your Kid Sucks at Sports
I have two sons. One plays baseball and soccer. The other plays football and lacrosse. They may play in high school. They are…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Indigenous Round (10)
Did y’all like those cool ass guernseys? I dug blaxabbath’s comment about the Western jumper so much I put it up as the banner…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 9
Collingwood beat us last year in a game they shouldn’t have. They were coming off a big victory last week and we were feeling good…
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House of Pain: DFO goes to the NYC Hot Sauce Expo
Hi. I’m Senor Weaselo, and I like hot sauce. More accurately, I like hot sauce that if not taken proper precautions with will hurt like…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 8
Fresh off last week’s multi-faceted drama, the question was whether this Round could provide similar drama and surprises. The answer, a new AFL footballer…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 7
Last week, I opened by referencing Temptation Island and showed a random picture of a movie called Number 96. I am, quite frankly, surprised…
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A Commissioner For All Seasons
INT. AUDITORIUM THEATER, CHICAGO – DAY We open backstage. A harried production assistant – MELISSA – holding a clipboard stands at attention, trying to simultaneously…
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Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 6
No trips for me this week, so we are back to our regular schedule. There is a LOT to talk about. Remember that talk…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…