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AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux
This week, we are back to a regular schedule! Also, I must share this glorious mullet one more time: Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 9: Rabies Gets An Unfair Rep!
Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 8: Hooked On Phonics? Fork Your Tongue!
Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…
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Sexy Friday/AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6
This week, the lights went out in California (more specifically, a one square mile block where my house happens to be in), so I…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 6: The Healing Power of Death
Good morning. We’re four days from the Super Bowl! We’re also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5
This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and some makeup games were…
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Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP
INTERIOR – INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV – THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 5: Malaria and Syphilis – No Longer a Sophie’s Choice!
Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…
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