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  • AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux

    AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux

    March 7, 2022

    This week, we are back to a regular schedule! Also, I must share this glorious mullet one more time: Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…

  • David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 9: Rabies Gets An Unfair Rep!

    David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 9: Rabies Gets An Unfair Rep!

    March 3, 2022

    Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…

  • David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 8: Hooked On Phonics? Fork Your Tongue!

    David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 8: Hooked On Phonics? Fork Your Tongue!

    February 24, 2022

    Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…

  • Sexy Friday/AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6

    Sexy Friday/AFL Beat! AFLW Round 6

    February 18, 2022

    This week, the lights went out in California (more specifically, a one square mile block where my house happens to be in), so I…

  • David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 7: Is Fecal-Based Birth Control Right for You?

    David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 7: Is Fecal-Based Birth Control Right for You?

    February 17, 2022

    Good morning. I’ve heard claims of lots of happy Rams fans out there this week, but curiously, I haven’t seen any yet thus far.…

  • David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 6: The Healing Power of Death

    David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 6: The Healing Power of Death

    February 10, 2022

    Good morning. We’re four days from the Super Bowl! We’re also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the…

  • AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5

    AFL Beat! AFLW Round 5

    February 9, 2022

    This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and some makeup games were…

  • Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

    Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

    February 7, 2022

    Hi everyone, I’ve come back this week to pursue a topic near & dear to my cold, black heart – [DFO] Hate Week! A…

  • Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP

    Chad Johnson Dines at IHOP

    February 4, 2022

    INTERIOR – INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, LAS VEGAS, NV – THURSDAY MORNING [FRONT DOOR FLIES OPEN] CHAD JOHNSON: Oh man, smell that fresh home…

  • David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 5: Malaria and Syphilis – No Longer a Sophie’s Choice!

    David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 5: Malaria and Syphilis – No Longer a Sophie’s Choice!

    February 3, 2022

    Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…

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