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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 14: Hangover Help From Historical Hordes
Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 13: Teething Solutions For The Modern Mother
Look, I know you’re frustrated about not being able to sleep, but I don’t do pediatrics – I’m sorry. No, Darren Sproles doesn’t count!…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 12: Life, Lungs, Love, and Laughter: Tips And Tricks For The Leader In You!
I’m going to have to ask you to cough for me this morning. I know you’ve been up all night coughing, but you have…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals Week One and AFL Round 1!
This week, the AFLW Finals started! Sort of. Apparently, COVID went through the Collingwood team and their game against Brisbane was postponed. As of…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 11: The Sacred Seizure And What It Means
Good morning. Seems you had quite the night. I must say… it’s probably better that you try and limit the number of times you…
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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)
[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Finals and AFL previews!
This week, the regular season ended. Also, I must share this glorious mullet once again: And I must share two more things: Our Collingwood…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 10: The Gentle Kiss Of The Red-Hot Poker
Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah,…
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AFL Beat! AFLW Round 9 and AFL Preview Part Deux
This week, we are back to a regular schedule! Also, I must share this glorious mullet one more time: Welcome to Balls of Steel’s…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 9: Rabies Gets An Unfair Rep!
Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…