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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Vol. 2” Thursday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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Time for Random Thoughts with BFC
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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The Legend of (Pretend) Bernard Gilkey – Day and Night Open Thread
No doubt you remember the original. #BFIB regular, excellent defender in LF (before such was really appreciated, sadly), well-rounded offensive profile. A few Hollywood…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 19: Tried and True Trepanation
Good morning. Headaches again, huh? Let me just go get the Black and Decker. All my other instruments are still in the autoclave. Oh,…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 18: Lending A Sympathetic Hand
Good morning. Thanks for stopping by. I’m just rushing out to play golf, but I have a few seconds to take a look at…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 17: Blubbering Away The Pain
Good morning. I have the medical reports requested for your NFL Draft preparation; my only caveat is that you don’t ask how I managed…
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Sundays With Litre, now with Even Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in my birth country of México for a well-earned vacation so I’ll be covering…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 16: Cutting to the Core With Psychic Surgery
Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you’re in…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 15: Porpoiseful Pregnancy Patronage
Good morning! I… Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this…