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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 4: Cestoda and You – Man’s Real Best Friend!
Good morning, patient. Please forgive me if I’m a bit unfocused today… I’m rather hungover. Yes, I know the Divisional Round was four days…
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AFL Beat! 2022 AFLW Round 3
This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and a replacement game was…
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Instant Hippo Mind-Go-Splodey
What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. …
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 3: Breakfast Cereal and the Anti-Onanism Lifestyle
Good morning. Dr. Chao is in. Thank you for your visit. I’ve just looked over your charts here, and I see that the reason…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 2: How Yoga Is Rotting Your Brain
Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you’ve paid up front already? Good. I’ve got a…
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Coach Zimmer Takes a Long Walk in the Woods.
banner image via [exterior Coach Zimmers’ compound in Kentucky] Coach Zimmer walks in the front door of his expansive residence looking forlorn. He tosses…
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David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 1: How to Become Immortal Through Using Mercury
Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as…
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25 Questions About….
One of the most messed-up commercials we’ve all seen for a while. Of course, it’s by one of the tech companies that are trying…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday Night Open Thread. Sunday comments stand alone and Monday…