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Eventual Balls Thoughts V
So, this was the post that was supposed to be abbreviated because I was going to be on a plane heading off to a…
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Your “Jeebus It’s Friday The 13th Again?!?!?” Friday Evening Open Thread
See, this wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for the stupid leap year thing. Criminy. I’ve got a lot to say. But I’m not…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Pastry War
[source] I’m concerned about all my guys’ offseason training regimes, Jim. I don’t think they’re listening. John, it’s always harder with the pro guys.…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts IV
Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** DFO Banner Tournament! The big…
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Your “tWBS Depresses You Again And Then Saves It By Posting Photos Of Partially Nekkid Wimminz” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m in a really bad mood. Fair warning for what you are about to read. Close your browser now if you don’t have the…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Great Emu War
Hey, John – you know anything about emus? Big, dumb, stupid, but fast. Kinda like your average Raiders draft pick at receiver, I guess?…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts III
Since I last wrote, a whole week of DFO goodness has passed. Many things have happened. Let’s talk about them. *** tWBS’ Next Car…
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Dave Is Alive!!!! He’s Alive!!!!
But there are some folks at the Walmart Automotive Jerkoff Center who might not be soon. So, as you all already know, Dave’s battery…
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Your “The Space-Time Continuum Is Annoying” Friday Evening Open Thread
Seriously, it really is. And I’m gonna tell you why. Well, it’s the last weekend of February already. Can you believe that? I can’t. …
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Transnistrian War
Jim, I want to cut you a deal. Next time we have a family touch football game, I promise I won’t chop-block you in…