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Your “Dark Necessities” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week might not be everyone’s cup o’ tea. I know this. Frankly, it’s not mine. At least not usually. Usually I prefer the…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Battle of Karansebes
Jim, I bet you’re getting excited for your spring game already. Nothing like a little in-team offence vs. defence rivalry to get the blood…
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Eventual Balls Thoughts
This is a new series I figured I’d write to tide you over until teh Hippo comes back with his juicy NFL insights in…
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Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread
Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine’s Day. But the more I thought about it the more I realized…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Opium Wars
I did it, John! At last! You won’t believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players’ painkiller addictions. With just my mind. …
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Your “Please Just Go” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight. Maybe you’ll get that one next week sometime. Assuming I’m not in…
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AFLW Beat – 2020 Round One
Welcome. As you can probably surmise from the lovely banner image there, you know the beautiful graphic work done by Low Commander and then…
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Your “Singing The Blues” Friday Evening Open Thread
If you’ll recall, last week we did a theme on “Red” in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week. This week,…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Chincha Islands War
Niners lost the Super Bowl again, Jimbo. How you feeling? The booby traps worked! I knew that the homemade Bluetooth-enabled fireworks I rigged up…
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Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.
Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for…