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Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread
Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams’…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of Jenkins’ Ear
Hey Johnny. Hey Jimbo. You look different this week. You like it? New haircut. Wanted to get it a tiny bit shorter, so that…
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DFO Hate week continues: The Modern American “Muscle” Car.
Yeah, I’m gonna vent. Maybe borderline hate here. What the everloving fuckall is this fucking shit? This? VVVRRROOOOM! I am the fiercest vehicle in…
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Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can’t prove…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Oaken Bucket
Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you’d be the ideal person to…
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Your “Stand Tall” Friday Evening Open Thread
Normally I am more attracted to petite girls. But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking… yeah ok, fine…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Pork & Beans War
Nice job last week, Johnny. Living up to the family reputation, I see. Watch it, kid. My season may be done, but at least…
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Your “Second Verse…” Friday Evening Open Thread
…Same as the first. Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable. But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get…
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Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Golden Stool
Hi, I’m Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh. And I’m Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh. You might recall us as the first pair…
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Your “The Playoffs Are Near” Friday Evening Open Thread
Yup. Wildcard Weekend is upon us. Easy there. I know it’s exciting, but be careful. Don’t hurt yourself or you’ll end up in the…
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